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josh

hey, its josh the jewish kid.
by missile toe February 24, 2020
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Blacktown Josh

A rather round bikie looking dude, balls the size of mangoes, The last man he fucked, was impregnated for 6 years. Doctors say their was enough sperm out of them nuts to build 300 tattooed pelicans exactly like him.
Don't blow in her, you have nuts like Blacktown Josh
by Philphilphilphil December 23, 2023
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Josh Sweeny

Another word for nigga, also known as a racist slur towards black people.
by Lolnoobs April 17, 2021
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Josh

That awkward guy that is obsessed with cars, he also thinks he’s hot with the girls but his friend is the real one with the girls
Mum: do you know where josh is??
Dad:probably trying to kiss all the girls while looking like a saddo Reading his car magazine
by Monté de bousachê February 17, 2020
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Josh

by who's joe Joe mama November 6, 2019
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Josh Hutcherson

Literally THE MOST HANDSOME GUY 😍😍😍😍 SOOOOO BEAUTIFUL!!! EVERYONE NEEDS A CRUSH ON JOSH HUTCHERSON 🤭 You can call him Joshy btw😍🤭😍😍😍
Person 1: Who is Josh Hutcherson?

Person 2/Me: UM. THE MOST HANDSOME, PRETTY, BEAUTIFUL, GORGEOUS, KIND, SWEET, LOVING PERSON IN THE WORLD!
by KattyKay10 November 21, 2023
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Josh Fields

Josh I completely forgot what I was planning on writing, like, I genuinely have 0 idea what I was going to type.

You ever hear of that one novel thing you would read in English, the most dangerous game? I'm gonna have the people dot that do me I'm gonna hide in north port somewhere ad no it
Josh Fields help me

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I can't.
I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.
Ow! That's me!
Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Hey, Adam.
Hey, Barry.
Is that fuzz gel?
A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school, three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.
You did come back different.
Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
Hear about Frankie?
Yeah.
You going to the funeral?
No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
by JoshFieldslover69 September 26, 2025
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