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Rock the Beef

When a GF or wife requires their man to stick both their thumbs up their own butt, jump up and down, and 'hee-haw' like a donkey in exchange for permission to have a night out with the guys. "Rocking the Beef" is believed to have originated when George Washington wanted to go meet the guys, eat wings and sign the constitution, but Martha wanted him to stay home and watch "This Is Us" on NBC. For the sake of national freedom George agreed to "Rock the Beef".
"FRIEND 1: Did MJ confirm with you that we're getting wings tonight? He didn't answer my text. FRIEND 2: He said he was free, but he may have to Rock the Beef first"
by KokomoBro May 19, 2018
mugGet the Rock the Beefmug.

Quivering Beef Curtains

When a woman's vagina looks like an open face roast beef sandwich having a seizure while she is twerking.
Did you see Shafawnduh out on the dance floor twerking? All I could focus on was her quivering beef curtains!! Gross.
by Supafly&JiggaBoo April 23, 2017
mugGet the Quivering Beef Curtainsmug.

Beef Magnet

an absolute dickhead who feels the need to be involved in every argument
Person 1: “i can’t believe they’re arguing again”
Person 2: “Let’s go see what’s happening
Person 1: “Let’s not get involved, stop being such a beef magnet
by beefmagnetsaredickheads December 12, 2018
mugGet the Beef Magnetmug.

beef-porkies

Favorite snack of Tommy Casswell, second to cheese-queefies.
"I like, no, LOVE beef-porkies so much I decided to post it on Rohans wall, from his own account, I know crazy right!"

"These cheese-queefies aren't half as good as those beef-porkies I tells ya"
by someteameight? December 15, 2009
mugGet the beef-porkiesmug.

turtle beef

Having a falling out between friends over who's the best Ninja Turtle. Coined by Wayne Brady on stream with Marc Rebillet.
No, I don't talk to Joe anymore, we had a turtle beef... I mean, Michelangelo is clearly the best, how could he say Leonardo is the best!?
by LtChaser December 14, 2021
mugGet the turtle beefmug.

Corned beef

- Refers to neutralized members of Communist Party of the Philippines and their armed wing New Peoples Army
Oh Ka Oris has been corned beef, what a nice news!
Many juicy corned beefs produced by our Armed Forces.
by armando guerrero July 15, 2022
mugGet the Corned beefmug.

Beefing

When you burp and queef at the same time resulting in a beef
I was beefing all over that guy last night, it was insane!
by WhatAboutMyName March 18, 2025
mugGet the Beefingmug.

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