Who stubbed your toe?

A question that implies someone is in a bad mood
(Toe stubbing is rhe worst pain known to mankind - if someone were to stub your toe they would be causing you great pain)

Person 1: Gosh, you’re grumpy. Who stubbed your toe? i.e. who ruined your day?
Person 2: You

by Maevaghid January 2, 2025

Toe tinkle

To shove your pinky toe in ones pee hole and wiggle it about as they pee.

Bae can we toe tinkle together later 😍

by PussyClarter February 26, 2024

toe the bowl

when you're sitting on a bed smoking and you go to stand up and your bowl rolls onto your toes

person 1: *stands up from sitting in a bed* "oh shoot the bowl just rolled onto my toes"
person 2: "eww bro did you just toe the bowl!"

by almostcorrect December 17, 2019

phineas toes

the toes on someones foot that look like the head of phineas from the popular animated tv-show phineas and ferb, the toenails of this foot will be overgrown, dirty and riddled with yellow stains. the toes and complete foot in general will be covered in thick hair the foot's owner refuses to shave.

ew wtf that guy has phineas toes

by fluckingboxo August 19, 2022

toe blonde

A phrase to use when you are just barely asleep and wake up and think you've just come up with the most brilliant temperature degree rating.

Kind of like lukewarm but lukewarm to the point where you stick your toe in it and your toe is comfortable and blonde, I guess.

hot damn it is very toe blonde in here rn like lukewarm but my toe is comfortable and blonde y'know

hot damn it is very toe blond in here rn like lukewarm but cold white paleness y'know

by mediocre_noodle April 12, 2024

unicorn toes

A perverted man in his 50 trying to go rape little kids.

Dude that guy looks like a complete unicorn toes!

by Unicorn perv January 3, 2015

Toe Jam Paste

The gunk in between your toes mixed with toothpaste and gelatin and spread on toast

Hey guys did you try the new "Toe Jam Paste"

by eeeeees bitch March 17, 2024