Hey, did you see Janeta's Facebook status? Yeah, I was Facebook Stalking her last night.
Whose pictures are those on your news feed? Oh, they are Marlins, stop Facebook stalking him.
Whose pictures are those on your news feed? Oh, they are Marlins, stop Facebook stalking him.
by Janetta simmons November 22, 2011
Get the Facebook Stalkingmug. "Hey is Johnny coming tonight"
"I doubt it. I put a post on his wall a couple of days ago but he never checks it. His my biggest facebook foe."
"I doubt it. I put a post on his wall a couple of days ago but he never checks it. His my biggest facebook foe."
by jaymundo July 31, 2009
Get the facebook foemug. When a friend and/or family member does not have a facebook and his or his friends and family make them have a facebook by forcibly creating one against their will.
Friend 1: Lily doesn't have a facebook yet.
Friend 2: We should make a facebook intervention!
Later in the day:
Lily: Hey guys!
Friends: We r making u a facebook!
Lily: O.o
Friend 2: We should make a facebook intervention!
Later in the day:
Lily: Hey guys!
Friends: We r making u a facebook!
Lily: O.o
by randomlala November 8, 2010
Get the facebook interventionmug. A certain time, usually around 11-12PM when you refuse to check any more of your facebook notifications.
Guy1: dude, i just tagged you in a photo, check it out!
Guy2: Ugh, ill check it tomorrow, it's way past my Facebook-bedtime.
Guy2: Ugh, ill check it tomorrow, it's way past my Facebook-bedtime.
by BaconSauce August 29, 2010
Get the Facebook-Bedtimemug. The art of editing photos and putting them on Facebook, thus causing a person to look way better than they do in person.
Dave: "Dude check this girl's Facebook profile pic, she's really hot!"
Clive: "Ah, she's brilliant at Facebook Engineering, she looks nothing like that in person."
Clive: "Ah, she's brilliant at Facebook Engineering, she looks nothing like that in person."
by DJMitchMD September 1, 2012
Get the Facebook Engineeringmug. The leech of society. Because Facebook doesn't have a word limit, so you can hashtag abuse in your Facebook novel and lose all respect from your friends.
Your Facebook Hashtags. I hate them.
by S.102 August 20, 2014
Get the Facebook Hashtagmug. The act of a man cockblocking another man with just their presence on on the girls friendlist on Facebook.com.
Sorry, I shouldn't have friended your girlfriend on FB. I didn't know she was that fickle. I'm so sorry for the facebook cockblock so please forgive me. I just wanted to be her to be my FB friend and nothing else. Just because I talk to her doesn't mean anything, but thats just from my point of view. I'm sorry please don't feel insecure about her feelings for you. I didn't mean for that to happen. You can keep that ho. I can't help it.
by kavorkian April 25, 2010
Get the the facebook cockblockmug.