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Donkey Punch

When you take a woman from behind in the backdoor and punch her in the back of the head knocking her out making all holes squeeze shut.
People on urban dictionary are too PUSSY to define DONKEY PUNCH accurately
by DAWNKYPAUNCH August 12, 2025
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"Shonky Donkey" (with the stanky hanky panky)

"A TRANS-mission known for taking it in the PRSION PURSE in Dillion State Park"
"Shonky Donkey" (with the stanky hanky panky) is also PBR stands for (Park Bandit Running)
by Lil Leg Day) November 27, 2023
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The Donkey Jockey

A sex position where a female or male violently rides another male with a huge ding dong of Mexican nationality.
Girl: “Babe, I think we should try something new.”
Dude: “Yeah I don’t think toys are my thing.”
Girl: “No toys, but I do want to try out this new thing people are calling the Donkey Jockey.”
Dude: “Mierda not this one.”
by TacoBender81 May 25, 2021
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Swamp Donkey

A ugly, haggard, unkept woman who doesn't know the difference between the truth and reality. She frequently lies about who she is to try to make herself appear more grandiose, skilled and important. Many times she is surrounded by tiny little nats that circle around her enamored by her stench and claims of being someone she's not. She often deflects on her own flaws and horrible life choices by projecting them on to others.
"That Mindy girl is a swamp donkey did you hear what she tried to say about Becky? People believe her but I don't believe a word that comes out of her mouth since her own sister showed she faked a birth certificate to lie about when she was born"

"I know you just can't trust those swamp donkeys, plus who can trust anyone who is so unkempt anyway?"
by Twilight SpaceTwizzers August 11, 2024
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Reverse donkey shitter

The act of inserting a funnel into a female/males rectum and defecating through the funnel and the other person shits it out
Male #1: I met this girl at the truck stop and she gave me the best reverse donkey shitter I’ve ever had.
Male #1: Right on, yolo.
by Wubbalubadubdub1998 May 30, 2018
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Donkey Slonkey

When you're fucking someone from behind, and you hug them around their stomach so tightly that they make donkey sounds.
I gave your mom a Donkey Slonkey last night. Bitch.
by MegaYote September 1, 2021
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🗣🗣🗣The act of having "dirty booty bandit" play in Dillon State Park @11:20am on May 20, 2001.. Where 2 arrests were made that faithful day and a certain game warden has PTSD from what he encountered that day
Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky)

(PBR means "Park Bandit Running")
by "Lil Leg Day" December 3, 2023
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