burnside burn

When you burn a hole in your pants while smoking.

Buzz pulled the old Burnside Burn while intensely watching an astroid safety video.

by Becca 79 November 20, 2020

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Burning Tires

Anal sex.

Gino and Valenci got to burning tires and left the room smelling like a jimmy johns!

by Dockknocker12 May 19, 2023

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Burning Troy

Burning troy means to smoke some weed.

I'm about to sip alil wine while burning troy.

by ~QS~ March 13, 2016

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Burning tea

To burn tea means to overreact over a given situation

Man you gotta stop burning tea

by MasterOfUrbanSleng February 16, 2020

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What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024

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