Two stones to kill a bird

The opposite of killing two birds with one stone. When it takes you multiple tries or actions to complete a single objective.

I Had Two Vacuum The Stairs So I Tried doing It The Fast Way But I ended Up Having To Do It Again Because I Missed A Few Spots, It Took Me Two Stones To Kill A Bird.

by LightBrightMeTight April 7, 2011

two pigs with one bird

A reference to the crazy popular smartphone game Angry Birds, this is a modern version of killing "two birds with one stone," meaning solving multiple problems with a single solution.

Friend 1: I just invented THC Beer, so now we can get drunk and high on the same substance!

Friend 2: Way to kill two pigs with one bird!

by smokina fatone August 14, 2011

higher than bird pussy

1. something exteremly high.

2. being blown out of your mind.

1. "gas is 4 dollars a gallon, damn thats higher than bird pussy."
2. " shit last night was crazy we played beer pong and were ripping the bong all night, i was higher than bird pussy!"

by agreen09 June 3, 2010

Ghetto Birds

A killer urban 4person punk band from Orange County! (Stanton)

"Man the GHETTO BIRDS made my ears bleed!"

by Pat D\'File November 4, 2002

Early bird gets the worm

What Harry Styles gets from Louis Tomlinson.😉💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚

Louis: “You know what they say, early bird gets the worm.” -while looking directly at Harry.💚💙

by Phantoms Night April 6, 2022

Keep the bird in its cage

A fancy way of saying, "Keep it in your pants!"

Dick: "I'm thinking about going streaking; wanna join?"
Tom: "No, and keep the bird in its cage!"

by Dcstrutter May 27, 2015

Fat Valley Bird (FVB)

A fat chavette hailing from the Welsh Valleys.

Fat Valley Bird (FVB) is a fat chavette hailing from the Welsh Valleys. The FVB can easily be identified as they dress in tracksuits, are adorned in copious amounts of Argos jewellery and are either fat, very fat or extremely fat. The FVBs pastimes can include Bus Shelter loitering, eating chips and fighting. If you encounter this species in the wild, it is best to stay upwind and NEVER make eye contact as this is either a declaration of war, or of love making. Please note, if eye contact is made it would be best to immediately assume the foetal position and go to your happy place until the FVB has moved on to new prey. You have been warned!

by Kaliafibun June 22, 2011