Tree

A tree. Helps us live it is our friend and we eat it much delicious

Wow that tasted like a tree

by Fuckypu April 25, 2022

Biggerest tree

air thing with wood and leaf but big

Guy from France: that's tree
Guy from not France:biggerest tree

by toast toasty July 24, 2021

Trees

A slang for Weed, Pot, Poht, Grass, etc.
Plant a TREE, it's good for the envoronment.

Random dude 1:look trees are being cut down.
Random dude 2:They are going to crush us.

by Dr.FuckMe April 18, 2019

Tree climber

a girl who only ever goes for boys taller than her

friend 1: “have you noticed that girl rachel has only dated guys that are taller than her?”
friend 2: “yeah shes a real tree climber”

by BrieKayeD. April 26, 2023

Following the Christmas tree

Motoring behind an amply lit 18-wheeler

Jake! How did you get here so fast?

Once on the highway, I just kept following the Christmas tree.

by slofloat December 24, 2010

Pee Flow Tree

The process of deciding whether or not to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

I really have to pee. But I don’t want to get out of bed. I wonder if I can make it through the night without having an accident? Is it really that bad to have an accident? No one will know. I probably need to change the sheets anyway. Maybe I should just go ahead and get up to pee now since I’m awake after going through this pee flow tree.

by Jfman August 30, 2018

The dumbfuck tree

A tree that people think you fell off when you do something stump stupid.

Who needs friends when yours fell off the dumbfuck tree.

One who takes nourishment from the dumbfuck tree can only be stump stupid.

'I can't believe those people are trying to get away with that. What, do they think just fell off the dumbfuck tree?!'

by FrostbiteFlats February 5, 2025