Tea

gossip

bitch! spill the tea!

by idkiwantakidicanthave March 15, 2019

Noncey tea

A cup of tea with far too much milk in it, to the point you begin questioning if there's ever been a tea bag in it.

"mate, you're brewing so let's have a proper yorky, none of that noncey tea this time"

by That guy what names stuff September 16, 2023

Pennsylvania Sweet Tea

When having sex with a woman you drag your scrotum across her face, cum on it then sprinkle some Splenda in there.

I hooked up with my side hoe the other night and gave her the Pennsylvania sweet tea.

by Oliver Holes September 19, 2021

Tea bag

Is a good funny nick name for a beautiful girl called Abbie

Hi tea bag

by Mcm06 December 9, 2021

Crapper Tea

that sweet brew that appears in your toilet bowl a couple of hours after pushing your turd to the other side with a toilet brush when it fails to flush away.

Person 1: "dude wtf the toilet's unflushed"
Person 2: "relax mate, it's just crapper tea"

by raslie March 5, 2021

Earl Gray Tea

Slang for Blood;

"Yo a snuffed a nigga he spat out earl gray tea"

by WeeB_SpamzzZ December 13, 2020

Tea

1.) Basically gossip. People like to spread this around school. It’s usually interesting.

2.) The world’s best hot drink. You can find this at starbucks. The green version can boost metabolism.

1.)

Person 1: Wait what did she say?

Person 2: No, no, I can’t tell you.
Person 1: Please! I wanna know the tea!

Person 2: Fine- she said that you... (insert tea here)
2.)
Person 1: I love tea so much, wanna go to Starbucks and get some?

by AestheticMix June 2, 2019