John Snow

An old man’s white pubic hair that is overgrown with his penis barely poking out.

The dressing room door was open and I saw that man’s John Snow.

by ForrestBeau June 22, 2024

Snow angel

Somebody with a guilt complex about the past.

The snow angel thought telling everybody she rescued 60 animals, from livestock to dogs and cats from somebody else's land would right her wrong of leaving her own dog paralyzed from her own negligence and carelessness. She thought that shoveling snow for people would right the wrongs of some of her more serious crimes. Most people shovel their own snow, they aren't overly eager to shovel everybody else's snow because it's a bit suspect and seems insincere to boot.

by Solid Mantis February 19, 2021

snow hobo

A Hobo who moves south because of the cold.

I used to beg for change on the Street corners of Boston. It was to cold so I hitched a ride to Florida. I am now hanging out with all the other Snow Hobo's

by Nobody Cares Anyway November 25, 2015

Alabama snow plow

When a man ( genetically male ) chops a line of coke up nice along his erect penis and then penetrates it deeply into his cousins ( genetically male or female) ass.

Hey der Jimbob you know last night I did done give an Alabama snow plow to Becky, didn't wanna git her pregnant again.

by Victim Avenger January 13, 2025

shoveling snow in a blizzard

Doing something that is useless

Dude turned in his homework on time but has a 20% in the class, he’s shoveling snow in a blizzard

by Languist January 9, 2024

Snow Pie

When a man cums inside a woman. He then goes down on her to eat the Cream Pie from her, after he eats the Cream Pie, he kisses her. A combination if a Cream Pie and a Snow Ball.

During Sex, Pete gave her a Snow Pie, and she didn't expect to taste the Cream Pie.

by Uncle Pete 77 August 1, 2022

snow soda

When a man ejaculates in your face during the Christmas season !

I woke up this morning and my man gave me a snow soda!

by anonymous November 24, 2023