Snow Job

A pun on snow and blowjob, it's useful at getting past the censors!

"What's winter without a snow job, eh, Sockhead? Get it?! Snow Job?" - Eddy

by Lmao27 October 3, 2025

Snow

Hecka buncha lotta white Christmas frozen slush water

“Wow, look that that snow!”

by Heckre December 9, 2018

Snow

Snow's a big chilly carpet of nobody gives a shit.
Like old man winter spread around his nasty mayonese and turned the landscape into his own personal asshole sandwich.
When i look around all I can see is the miles of unharnessed snowmen im just too damn cool to build.

~Dave Strider

Jade: Isnt snow great?
Dave: Snows a big chilly carpet of nobody gives a shit...

by 8^y November 27, 2020

snow bukake

the act if abruptly stopping (while skiing) to shower your friends with snow.
works best if they are sitting on the ground waiting.
plus points if you do it to a girl and/or it gets behind their neck.

Yo Morris, imma give Caitlin real nasty snow bukake. Wanna team up?

by glaivegrave March 21, 2022

Snow

Sky cum

Jerry: Look it's snowing.
Mike:Nah that's just sky cum.

by TDZ5 January 10, 2025

Sean Snow Storm

That guy that's right there ready to swoop in on your girl the moment he sees 'trouble in paradise'. He's a homie to all the bros, just waiting for that perfect moment to be the oh so convenient rebound guy for her moment of weakness.

"Hey bro, why you hanging with my girl like a Sean Snow Storm is about to hit"

by EmKayJ January 24, 2023

Australian Snow Plow

The act of a man sitting on top of a women's face getting his ass ate, "down unda", while simultaneously titty fucking her.

Dude you wouldn't believe what my girl and I tried! I gave her the Australian Snow Plow and she did not leave disappointed!

Make sure to shower before we get it on tonight, I want you to give me the ol' Australian Snow Plow baby!

by Stinky Bhole June 20, 2024