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Post Malone

To take a shit right after you shower. It's in the wrong order, but you'd imagine Post Malone doing this.
Yo Derek, I accidently pulled a Post Malone today.
by poulravn August 21, 2020
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Post-HeadClarity

Post-HeadClarity Is the feeling you have after getting brain and not knowing how to feel, so your result is acting a mixture of surprised and shocked, same word? No. Same meaning? Yup.
Friend: “Ayo you good you ain’t lookin yourself”

Man: “Nah man don’t worry just in the middle of Post-HeadClarity“
by yaboiyonkers September 13, 2020
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I posted this to review definitions

Yes, do this word if you wanna review definitions.
by Earthworm Sally September 30, 2020
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Epic Post

A genre of social media posts (typically photos) defined by unique vantage points, colorful backgrounds, and legendary adventures. Usually presented in the form of an eye-catching Instagram photo.
Girl, that was such an Epic Post on Instagram of you in Bali -- where did you take that photo?!
by anonymous October 6, 2020
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Zero Instagram Posts

They are the people who prefer to keep their life private and mind in their own businesses. They are not insecure enough to seek social validation to sustain their ego. They prefer a quiet and meaningful life away from all the unintended impulsive blunders. They clearly understand they difference between "a man and a boy" and "a lady and a girl". The parameters of so-overrated teenager kinda "being cool" is not a thing of their pursuit rather they hound for attainment and amelioration of "elegance and grace" . Their level of consciousness have evolved to such extents that they can see through the illusions of all man-made frameworks and they value honour more than others' perceived portraits of structure.
"Drego has like zero instagram posts, no doubt that he is a prodigy but a bit self-contained"
by Brewing_Archangel October 6, 2020
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Post Session Obsession

When you become obsessed with a female after being on a session with them.
“Do I love her? Or is it just Post Session Obsession?”
by 26Reebo October 18, 2020
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post someone you miss

October 20th is the one day you get to Post someone you miss. But post their picture ANONYMOUSLY
Hey who is that you posted?

Sorry Its October 20th which is post someone you miss. I have to post them anonymous
by ciryla October 19, 2020
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