Don't touch my pizza

The most cancerous and horrendous song/music video to ever exist that (to nobody's surprise) has received a shitload of dislikes. This abomination of a meme is so remarkably shit, it has spawned an entire internet subculture of cringe and mental retardation.

Dumbass retard: Don't touch my pizza, don't touch my jelly
Everyone: Do the world a favor and shut the fuck up will ya?!

by literal asshole May 25, 2025

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Pizza bone

The little table that comes with the pizza that you snap to see who wins at pizza bonin

Let's see who wins the pepperonis with a game of pizza bone

by Darth Mussolini May 27, 2025

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Pizza hut

the most location dependent resturant ever to exist

utahn 2: want pizza hut
utahn 2: sure
anywhere else: PIZZA HUT GAVE ME DIAREAHH AND I NEEDED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL

by WTWTWTWTWTWTWWTTWTWTWTWTWTTWTW July 9, 2023

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Pizza

A girl that delivers herself to men shes met on dating sites for sex.

Omg Emma is such a Pizza, I'm not like Emma #notapizza

by anonymous July 10, 2023

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pizza scale

When the ends of the scale of a thing measures from acceptable to exceptional, because no matter what, you still have the thing.

Damn, my favourite takeaway is taking forever!
It's ok, dude. Pizza scale.

by kittiekommittee July 25, 2023

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Pizza Burger Generation

These dang kids these days who... eat food? I don't really know to be honest. Just a thing the older generation says when referring to Gen-Z and millennials. Usually involves food in some way.

"I am so sick and tired of today's pizza burger generation!"

by headshotcraft August 5, 2023

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