Be my personal convenience store

British slang for asking a person to be their prostitute.

Have you ever seen Mira? I asked her to be my personal convenience store and she actually accepted!

by gigachad42069 April 2, 2021

Josh person

(Derogatory)

A stupid twink (used as an Adjective) or to be an extremely foolish person with a skill issue

"Stop being a josh person, I'll have to cut ties with you"

by How To Dictionary December 18, 2024

Person ℵ

The greatest person truly larger than ∞, person ∞ is like a false angel deposing person ℵ, being a false God spreading lies and is the reason that the power hungry editors exist all definitions that say that there is someone larger than person ℵ, is a false prophet

ℵ "Rejoice my child you have made it here, do not fall to the deciet of person ∞, and be glad you have found me Person ℵ"

ℵ "Rejoice my child you have made it here, do not fall to the deciet of person ∞, and be glad you have found me Person ℵ "

by anonymous February 20, 2024

Woke person

A thing that doesn't deserve life or to be defined by any means which is something I am defiling to bring you this definition.

-I just saw a woke person. It was disgusting.
-Damn, did it have the little autistic badge and retarded stripey socks?
-yeah.

-disgusting.

by Diccshonawry October 4, 2023

Dallas, texas (the person not the murder)

Dallas is a scrawny little white boy with a crazy amount of drugs hidden in its ass

did you hear? Dallas, texas (the person not the murder) is going to jail again

by Varamochi April 2, 2022

And I was the loudest person

A storybooth animation that went viral in 2021 because the storyteller screamed "VAGHINAAAHHH" after this line.

"and I was the loudest person.i was screaming "VAGHINAHHHHH!"

by nanananahaae April 29, 2023

Personality Split

When the bottoms of two couples both have split personalities and you proceed to have group sex with them.

Yo Dave, wanna do the personality split with Jade and Louis at the festival?

by Maverickhfx March 21, 2022