Lazy Pig Flu

Seasonal disorder which occurs when the sun comes out all the women in the office/school/place of work etc suddenly start croaking down the phone that they are 'ill' until the sun disappears and they return to work fully tanned to the max - it seems the sunshine and lazing about works wonders for LPF!!!!

Baz 'Just got a call from princess, seems she's ill'
Dai'Lazy Pig Flu don't you mean'

by jaga-jack May 5, 2009

being a slope pig

This term is generally usable for the situations which someone is horny.

Slope pig is an animal in Turkish, it could be mad at sometimes

-Dude, look at this girl!
+Aw sh*t, man now i am about being a slope pig

by erooo June 7, 2019

Pigs chicken

Golf shot (hit heavy and fat)

Bad golf shot (hit out of bounds) what a pigs chicken

by Gunnergray February 10, 2012

knotty pig

The person getting penetrated during the act of a dog knotting during anal sexy with a human.

He was a knotty pig with that german shepherd.

by Cinophile May 10, 2018

pig dick

The phallus of a farm animal. Most often a furry, scaly, snouted farm animal with a phallus.

Did you see that pig dick?
Yes... Yum!

by Ha that’s funny February 18, 2021

tiny pig nibbler

Someone who picks on another person, usually a younger obese child with red hair, pale skin, and freckles.

Butch: "Hey, Thurman Merman, *insults*!!!!"

Tyrone: "Maaaan, dat pinky is a tiny pig nibbler.."

by DiabetesKidlol August 22, 2011

Pig

Pigs are majestic and amazing creatures. Pigs are amazing and warm hearted. Used to describe people who bring joy and happiness to everyone they meet. Distant relative to Whales

Ava is such a pig, almost like her cousin Kira. “Ava get off the couch you pig!”

by DannyPhilospher May 23, 2020