beat a gavin day

Beat a Gavin day is a day on the 28th of September in which you can Beat anyone named Gavin and they CAN NOT fight back

I survived thus far restraining myself now I can go celebrate beat a gavin day!

by urmamasobigslol August 2, 2022

Kamikaze ass beating

When someone is asking for an ass beating just so they can call the police and press charges

Dam don’t beat his ass he’ll just call police ignore him his a kamikaze ass beating

by Master d.j June 17, 2018

BEAT THE SANDMAN

When you start masturbating as soon as your sleep meds start kicking in and finish before you pass out.

Took 4 PM's last night and "Beat the sandman" to dream world.

by EyeAmTimmmay August 3, 2021

Beat u

To invite a friend to beat their dog

I’m gonna beat u

by The real sigma rizzler September 26, 2024

Beating Another's meat

A handjob.

Alder: I beat Claire's meat and it felt good!

Claire: I also did the same to you, we should do this again. Another time?

Alder: OH HELL YEAH!

An Example of a sentence about beating another's meat.

by PencilBuzz August 30, 2023

The Grateful Dead Beat Dead Grateful thE

The Grateful Dead Beat Dead Grateful thE

The Grateful Dead Beat Dead Grateful thE

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Chicken beat

When you try and type f_____g beat because you’re tired but Spellcheck turns it into ducken beat. After a while you start substituting chicken for ducken.

Sorry. I can’t make it. I’m chicken beat.

by LocalDan33 October 8, 2021