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musical ride

When performing sex on a woman, (usually reverse cowgirl) and she starts to sing out loud to cover out the sounds, this usually happens when she is supposed to be in her house alone, but instead she's having sex with her boyfriend and she covers it up with singing since the neighbours are nosy and music would cause suspicions.

This is also considered a great way to mask masturbation.
Sentence:
I had to make a musical ride out of my masturbation since my parents where watching TV in the living room.

Conversation:

Carl: So, how was your date with AJ last night?

Marcos: It was great, we started making out, then one thing lead to another and we started having sex! She was great and all but she had to do a musical ride since Mac, her big brother was in the neighbours house and playing music would have gave it away...
by sad reality November 13, 2015
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music crotch

When one of your earbuds fall down and rests in your crothch.
Dude: Shit
Mate: What?
Dude: I just got a music crotch
Mate: Haha lol
by music crothch January 31, 2016
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pigeon music

idea from farmersonly.com and their pigeon's "pigeon" meaning "country" music/poeple
country music - this shit sounds like a dying cat being raped by a pigeon.

country people- here pigy pigy pigy .
pigeon music the sound of country music sounding like a pigeon rapping a dead cat.
by irautuaaariiii March 30, 2016
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Cape Cod The Musical

A musical based on a group of five naked chinese men on a fishing boat on an ocean of cape cod.
Omg! Me, nick, and jonmichael went to see cape cod the musical, and it gave me boners everytime throughout the musical
by Dumbledore2680 November 22, 2018
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Music Moment

When a song is the perfect match for the moment and you feel like in your own movie. It becomes part of the soundtrack of your life.
This song always reminds me of that one night at the beach during my road trip through Australia, what a Music Moment.
by Groovecat November 23, 2018
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Ferrwood Music Camp

A music camp in the middle of Pennsyltucky that claims to be a good christian camp while 70% of the attendees are horny teenagers that find ways to bang within the confinds of the campground without the big man finding out. The orientation is basically watching a video about inclusion with the song "Little Boxes" in the background. Then kids are seperated by gender in two adjacent rooms and left to their own devices at night with an almost late curfew to walk into their rooms. Some of the kids are kinda creepy and learned they have power to get it on inside the camp, and some actually care about msuic but don't learn anything worthwhile. Whatever happened there stays there. Also their lemonade is super watered down.
P1: What did you do this summer?
P2: I went to Ferrwood Music Camp
P1: You get the chance to smash?
P2: Ew No... I wanted to get better at my instrument but I didn't really learn anything
by SaladSpinner December 8, 2018
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selfish music

When you play music at a very low volume so that you are the only one who can hear it.
"It's so quiet in the office! Are you listening to selfish music again?"

"Yep."

"Well, I don't want to work in silence. I'll turn on some of my own, too!"
by pricklypear2018 October 12, 2018
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