your mom

Person often seen on the Internet.

I saw your mom on the Internet.

by MoonKnight January 9, 2003

your mom

annoying word that if used, the person deserves to be beaten up

person A: Whats that in the sky?
person B: YOUR MOM!
*person A screams in rage kills person B*

by fiddlesticks September 19, 2008

mom bags

Saggy mom boobs.

-Dude, Emily is lookin' pretty fine tonight
-Nah man shes totally got mom bags.

by charles strickhouser January 29, 2009

your mom

A phrase often used by townies as an insult. This is because they don't have the brain power to think up anything better then these two simple words (its a surprise they even remember that!) Commonly used by boys in pretence that they shagged your mom last night.

person 1: You stupid piece of shit,why the fuck did you do that?
townie 1: Your mom

by jaffacakes April 28, 2004

Your Mom

The one that gives birth, target of many urmom jokes.

urmomma so ugly that she got arrested for mooning when she looked out the window.

by Ninja Monkey July 2, 2003

your mom

the hottest slut EVAH

person 1: man, I wanna do your mom
person 2: ...
person 1: *gets punched in face*

by klanci and n0ob June 10, 2006

Facebook mom

Listen it could be the other definitions on here but for MY purposes it’s just a teasing term for an aunt, mom, sister even, grandma, or whatever lady in your life that angles the photo above their head to get that *pose* for Facebook to post an update of “Christmas cookies with the family 💕💕💕💕” or “just got my hair done with these girls!!!! They don’t seem too excited... lol”. Yah know, just good old moms on Facebook being moms on Facebook. Not too complicated.

When it’s thanksgiving and your mom somehow angles it with the *pose* with both her smiling and you’re in the background lookin the worst you’ve ever looked slaving over a bowl of mashed potatoes and then she captions it with something like “Working hard lol”. That’s MY version of a Facebook mom

by Yo ma m a December 8, 2019