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Max Hoffman

A 200Ib 11 year old kid who gets no bitches
by Maseyys December 22, 2021
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flesh maxing

The art of stretching one's own foreskin out enough to be used as a blanket
Jon was flesh maxing all summer so he would be ready for the winter!
by anonymous January 26, 2025
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Max

Is usually good at everything, except for video games. Gets good grades and has a lot of friends but isn’t very popular among his school. Isn’t the hottest guy in the room but is more personality than looks. Has a great relationship with his family and friends. Max is very athletic and plays about every sport possible. Relationship wise he is only looking for the perfect girl and nothing less but nobody likes him so he’s lonely.

Note: I am a Max so this information is 100% accurate
Everyone: You should just stop playing fortnite, your soooo trash.

Max: It’s fine I have football practice anyway and after that I have basketball.
by maxroni09 December 4, 2020
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Max

Max is always an awesome friend no matter what, he's always nice and will never make you feel bad
I have the best friend ever, his name is Max
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Max

(alright, time to define myself)
The type of person who you see around who's quite chilled out and relaxed when comfortable, but not fun to get on his bad side. Doesn't have many friends but isn't the type of person to need to anyway. If talking to friends, a max is able to talk for 8 million years without stopping about whatever he's into, but for everyone else he's a bit awkward (but it doesn't come up enough to be a real problem). A max is also interesting to listen to if people understand what he's talking about, but to the untrained ear sounds like a gibberish master. Overall, just a chill person who can be interesting to listen to, and I'm sure you know at least one max in your life somewhere.
Person: "Hey, did you hear that guy in english who gave a verbal essay on a single sentence, but can't talk to one person properly anywhere?"
Person 2: "Yeah I did, I think that he's a bit of a max, a unique social anomaly from what I've seen."
Meanwhile max when he's having a conversation: "H- *dies* "
by Max_542 February 25, 2023
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Max

Probaly the most amazing person on planet earth, they always make sure their friends are okay and happy even though they can be bitch sometimes. They have the softest brown eyes that sparkle and glisten in the light. They'll do anything for their loved ones, litturally anything. Maxs are some of the funniest people ever who never fail to make you smile not once. They can have anyone fall down to their feet no matter what. They're smile is so sweet and kind, just one look and they can win anyone's heart. I love you more than anything else in existence, max <333.
Max: *sigh*, when will I ever find love?
Everyone else in existence: eXScUSE mE?
by Could be someone you know January 23, 2022
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Max Chalmers

He's a fucking asshole who just has fucking dicks up his ass
Kid1:oh look its Max Chalmers
Kid2:Shit he's a faggot
by Lickylemons May 30, 2018
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