I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

Suicide is not the answer.

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself
No, everyone you know will miss you
You're right

by Bi poppi January 12, 2023

it's just a little raincloud

"It's nothing."
"It's just a little raincloud."
"I'm sorry you had to see that. Ahahaha!"
"I promise it won't happen again."
"Just smiles from everyone, okay?"
"That's all that matters."

"Go play with everyone else."

I got to the part where Sayori says "it's just a little raincloud".
Shit.

by bigbrotheriswatchingyou January 13, 2023

Just Shy of Waist High

When someone is so scared of a splashdown, while taking a shit, that they try to time the pinch of the turd in question and immediately stand up, all with the purpose of gaining as much distance from the surface of the toilet water as possible. But they stand early...they're left straight legged when gravity takes over and the turd begins it's descent. The height where the turd falls from us just shy of waist high.

I felt the cooling embrace of the toilet water, drenching the back of my thighs after I stood up too soon and dropped a just shy of waist high.

by Mike the Fike... July 3, 2023

just in the nicotime

Refers to when you were able to partake of a Winston or Marlboro at da very last moment before you "cracked" emotionally, passed out, etc.

I avoid tobacco or any other addictive chemicals, so hopefully I should never have any "just in the nicotime" incidents, such as having to remain in a no-smoking area for a longer period than a "hooked" individual would normally go between cigarettes.

by QuacksO July 4, 2023

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS

that annoying button that appears below almost every definition. when you click on it, it will bring you to a page where you can pay to promote your website.

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS is the most retarded sentence ever invented

by stereotypicallama July 5, 2023

It’s just a game

Term used by pro gamer, Tyler “Ninja” Blevins.

He was getting frustrated that viewers were saying that Fortnite was “Just a game” and began to compare Fortnite athletes to LeBron James…?

“If anyone ever uses the excuse, “it’s just a game” I’m going to lose my fucking mind!

Imagine telling LeBron James, Tom Brady, that’s it’s just a game. Like you’re out of your fucking mind! Like it’s an art dude!” - Tyler “Ninja” Blevins

by 4uffin July 5, 2023

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS... wait what's that?

Just the boring message but SOMETHING IS OFF.

AYWSOUDIJ3C=ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS

AYDSOUDIJ3C=ADVERTISE YOUR DISCORD SERVER ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS

AYWSOUDIJ3C: hey I'm annoying wait who are you
OH NO ITS HIM HES BACK
AYDSOUDIJ3C:You thought you killed me,but secretly I stabbed you in your right kidney.

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS... wait what's that?
NO NOT AGAIN

or you'll be in the gulag

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 10, 2023