Pulling a John

It is when you walk up to a electronic device with complete confidence although you have no idea what you are doing, and you mess everything thing up.

One is Pulling a John when one grabs a remote control and set the TV to scan channels when he wanted to change the volume.

Or when your wait an hour for something to buffer then once it does, you fast forward it till it buffers again.

by Dracolord1208 October 2, 2011

Johns Creek

A wealthy Georgia suburb north of Atlanta where no one knows how to drive and decent people are highly likely of being crashed into

"Hey Carl, wanna take your new Jeep for a ride"

"Hell no Samantha, we live in Johns Creek"

by navajojoe69 November 14, 2020

That Long John

Your private part of your body that feels so good when you rub it for some odd reason.

Kate: Can I see That Long John if you know what I mean ;)

by datboi101lol March 1, 2021

John arbuckle

A 400000 pound man that does nothing but cheat and have a iq of -56 and lays on the couch all day

John arbuckle make me lasagna not now Garfield I’m eating a 10000 pound chicken then 8000 pounds of Macaroni and cheese then get a discord kitten

by Rylan Caldwell July 2, 2022

Juicy John

A Roblox Football Fusion YouTuber who has voice cracks every five seconds!!!!!!!!!!

I bet people make fun of Juicy John's voice cracks when they see him at McDonald's

by Coolcoolew January 16, 2022

Oi john

This is used in cockney London slang to ask a bartender for a drink

Oi John get me a lager will ya

by Black night April 1, 2022

John Alex

This Cracker is the Gayest, most Fugly, Annoying person in the universe if you ever see this Dorky son of a son in public punch him in the face.

Aaron: John alex is so annoying
Julissa: punch him
Aaron: huh?
Julissa: Just do it

by Hotmoms.com.hot March 16, 2022