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Jesus would be an army

The Fandom of the boy group BTS is called ARMY. Some armys made up the phrase "Jesus would be an army", because that's a fact.
Jesus would be an army. PERIODT.
by KIMCHIENTERTAINMENT June 19, 2020
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50 shades of jesus

A sex story between Jesus and his followers made by a sinning fuck face. and who also wants to piss of his/her parents because they are christian.
Hey did you read the sequel of 50 shades of Jesus? "50 more shades of jesus"
by Blue_Amore June 8, 2018
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Drowning In The Blood Of Jesus

A term for when someone’s past catches up with them.
The blood of Christ in this interpretation represents sin and his body, a clean sinless body. Meaning when you drown in his blood you’re being consumed by sin.
Guy one: Ah naw remember Tony? That shit finally caught up with him

Guy two: drowning in the blood of Jesus, god bless him
by Toasted Tony November 17, 2021
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Jesus’ Skin Flute

Grayson: yooo Preston wake up, we finna smoke, I got JSF ( Jesus’ skin flute )loaded and ready to go.

Preston: alright man lemme wake up

Grayson: hands it to Preston like a fucking retard and drops it.
by Swampass February 21, 2021
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seeing Jesus in the toast

to see a pattern of something that is not really there or not formed by your believed cause.
Alex is really seeing Jesus in the toast when he claims that the Illuminati are communicating through magazine covers.
by Citation Puffin January 10, 2015
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[bong hits] for [jesus]

'lets take bong hits for jesus until we reach higher enlightenment'
by CheeseblockerFaceMaker March 13, 2009
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