Melon Jack

When a lonely white man fucks a watermelon in place of a partner.

Get away from my cantaloupe you god damn melon jacker.

by Tiamane September 11, 2022

jack whacking

Eating ice cream on a hot day with no shirt on

I can’t wait to do some jack whacking with Billy at the custard stand later.

by Billbrasky7777 April 26, 2022

John Jacking

To tell people how to be a man while taking things into your own anus.

The suspicious dude may be john jacking you.

by pornstitute January 19, 2022

Jack Merridew

Coolest badass girl on the island in LOTF (Piggy is a pile of shit who deserved the harassment). Proves that killing a pig is the coolest shit ever!!

Jack Merridew should use an electric scooter to kill a dumbfuck called "Piggy" who has ass-mar and acts like a 2 y/o bitchead.

by Knmagor September 26, 2022

Jack-effect

when your boyfriend named Jack cheats on you and suddenly every bad thing that happens is his doing

OMG i failed my chem test!! it must be the Jack-effect

by Poopypants555 May 13, 2022

Jack-effect

the jack effect is when a man cheats or does anything terrible in a relationship. the jack effect is the epitome of all problems in the world. shoutout to the jacks

omg i just failed my chem test! it must be the jack-effect >:(
my boyfriend cheated on me!! fuck the jack-effect!!

by Poopypants555 May 13, 2022

Jack Poppy

When you take your under age son to a massage parlor for a happy ending.

I'm taking my 15 year old boy, for his first Jack Poppy, at Mei Ling's Massage Parlor. The Mama San there has a great selection of girls that are the best at giving happy endings.

by Lou Kong May 20, 2022