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sponge bob square pants

a bucktooth yellow spunge that is a dork
by brit August 17, 2003
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Ice Cream Pants Job

To ejaculate into one's own pants so that the inside is creamy, but the outside is primarily clean except for what looks like some moisture. This can result from masturbating (without taking one's pants off), dry humping, or grinding, and usually results because of a case of premature ejaculation or simple carelessness.
(It's a spin-off of the term Ice Cream Paint Job)
Dude 1: God, I love grinding with Melissa.
Dude 2: I know. I got an ice cream pants job when I was grinding with her.
Dude 1: Dude! That's gross! You should go home and clean up!
Dude 2: Nah. You can't really see it. I think I'll just stay here.
by HalletP February 20, 2010
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pulled my pants down

basically means being (shafted) or someone who has (screwed) you, ripped you off or fucked you over, usually for money.
i have just paid $200 more than i should have for that bitch, that guy has has totally pulled my pants down.
by ron weasely April 27, 2006
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Pee your Pants Challenge

A reason why TikTok should have never been created. It involves people trying to pee their pants in front of a camera. No, seriously. It's a real challenge. Google it.
What are you waiting for? Google "Pee your Pants Challenge" for clarification!
by Kugeln May 6, 2020
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Hand(s) down the pants

A non personal stimuli way of relaxing, consisting of lounging in front of the TV and slipping ONE hand in the waist band of your pants or (preferably) sweats or underwear so that your hand comes to rest just above your pubic area and to the left ( if your left hand ) or vice versa for the right.
Edward: You going out tonight?

Don: Nah, I'm just going to chill and do some "Hand(s) down the pants" time in front of the tube.

Edward: Deceptively Elegant, yet surprisingly simple
by TheD0nald August 22, 2011
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cheese through pants

Someone with cottage cheese cellulite on their butt who wears a pair of pants that shows the cellulite through the fabric.
That teacher has a pair of cheese through pants on.
by Triple G April 26, 2006
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FLP: Flagrant Lack of Pants

To be caught in the act of having no pants. This is a major offense and is taken seriously by all PoPo. This is only second to FLG: Flagrant Lack of Genitals, which is to be caught in the act of having no genitalia.
" Jimmy was caught in the act of having no pants... now they're giving him a cavity probing... Poor Jimmy "
by Jimmy September 1, 2003
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