by Uhmnidoesntno September 21, 2020
Get the free and ninimug. Gummy bears that basically just act as laxatives. Diarrhea hell ensues. They have funny reviews on Amazon.
by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024
Get the Sugar free gummy bearsmug. A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
Get the It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnantmug. The perfect storm of annoying eater, combining both Gluten Free and Vegan together to make every single patron at a restaurant have to overhear how the individual eats neither gluten free and vegan only diet..
Waitress: What would you like to eat
Person: "Hi do you have any gluten free, vegan options because I refuse to eat animals, and or wheat.."
Waitress: "maybe a salad"
Person: "Can you check with the Chef to make sure it's Vluten Free certified"
Person: "Hi do you have any gluten free, vegan options because I refuse to eat animals, and or wheat.."
Waitress: "maybe a salad"
Person: "Can you check with the Chef to make sure it's Vluten Free certified"
by nowayto know March 22, 2019
Get the Vluten Freemug. by cocofosho July 1, 2011
Get the Free Lands Daymug. by Hostile wolf 25 January 25, 2024
Get the amada freemug. Free clitting. When a female doesn't where her underwear when warring pants. Like free balling when a male does the same
by BRabbit5 November 1, 2025
Get the Free clittingmug.