The act of a man cockblocking another man with just their presence on on the girls friendlist on Facebook.com.
Sorry, I shouldn't have friended your girlfriend on FB. I didn't know she was that fickle. I'm so sorry for the facebook cockblock so please forgive me. I just wanted to be her to be my FB friend and nothing else. Just because I talk to her doesn't mean anything, but thats just from my point of view. I'm sorry please don't feel insecure about her feelings for you. I didn't mean for that to happen. You can keep that ho. I can't help it.
by kavorkian April 25, 2010
To aimlessly browse Facebook with no explicit intentions; checking "updated friends," looking at pictures, writing on walls, playing with applications, etc.
by Renee K February 08, 2008
when you're so bored whilst looking at facebook that your eyes just phase out and wander over your computer screen, until you notice your favorites toolbar and see the link to facebook and think 'ah, facebook; that will alleviate my boredom', and clicking it raises you mood ever so slightly until you realise you have in fact just double facebooked yourself.
Tom: 'dude, where were you last night? we had an awesome house party with about thirty people here, it was legendary'
Dick: 'what party?! no one told me about this! i thought you were having a quite evening in with harry!'
Tom: 'we were, but then we decided to have a party. sorry man i thought harry told you.'
Dick: 'i am so angry about this, last night i was so bored i ended up double facebooking myself like three times.'
Dick: 'what party?! no one told me about this! i thought you were having a quite evening in with harry!'
Tom: 'we were, but then we decided to have a party. sorry man i thought harry told you.'
Dick: 'i am so angry about this, last night i was so bored i ended up double facebooking myself like three times.'
by the fierce cactopus August 25, 2010
Having two browsers open with Facebook on both. Commonly used when playing multiple facebook games, or by forgetting that you already have facebook open.
guy: How do you manage to level up all your facebook games so fast?
guy 2: It's easy, you just use double facebooking!
guy 2: It's easy, you just use double facebooking!
by Addicted2Facebook December 20, 2009
"Hey is Johnny coming tonight"
"I doubt it. I put a post on his wall a couple of days ago but he never checks it. His my biggest facebook foe."
"I doubt it. I put a post on his wall a couple of days ago but he never checks it. His my biggest facebook foe."
by jaymundo July 31, 2009
Hey, did you see Janeta's Facebook status? Yeah, I was Facebook Stalking her last night.
Whose pictures are those on your news feed? Oh, they are Marlins, stop Facebook stalking him.
Whose pictures are those on your news feed? Oh, they are Marlins, stop Facebook stalking him.
by Janetta simmons June 05, 2011
Ted: that jimmy kid really likes your pictures
Mickey: yea he has facebook profilia for you, i hope hes not homoprofiliac for me...
Mickey: yea he has facebook profilia for you, i hope hes not homoprofiliac for me...
by vietnamese manofwar February 15, 2011