A person who tries to fuck you under the guise of “cuddling”. Tend to present themself as a compassionate, “open” person who genuinely cares when really their behavior is completely self serving. Tendency to believe/say things like the world is a giant crystal. Probably attends Burning Man.
by Lobizzle October 8, 2018
Get the Cuddle fuckermug. by Ahslover May 15, 2016
Get the fucker punchermug. When a mate tells you they taught a dog to do the one instinctive trait dogs do, bark. They also enjoy taking photos with dogs and loves to get up and about when they see family dogs.
by Ye mums ye dad November 5, 2021
Get the Dog Fuckermug. When you're so tuckered out that you feel like you've been the sub of an orgy, but with none of the pleasure and all of the exhaustion.
You know you're fuckered out when you can barely drive after working your 13-hour shift and collapse into a blissfully unthinking mess on your bed.
by Milodic_Mellodi April 20, 2019
Get the fuckered outmug. by @lowkey_savage_turtle_lit77 June 13, 2017
Get the fucker sicklemug. After little Billy was caught fucking the pigs ant the chickens, we banished him from the farm. Next thing we know we got a little tomato fucker on our hands.
by Error219 May 23, 2022
Get the Tomato fuckermug. One who has sexual intercourse with artificial grass, otherwise known as "turf." One who "gets it in" with synthetic grass.
John had his way with the Superdome Saturday night, silly turf fucker! The groundskeeper had to run off the turf fuckers this morning before the big game.
by Trevor Fields April 29, 2011
Get the Turf Fuckermug.