Fake Emo

The one person in school who tries to be emo even though their life is fine. They do it to follow into the crowd and for attention.

Person 1: Yeah I have ADHD, depression, I'm bipolar, I have an extreme anxiety disorder, I have tourettes, narcolepsy, PTSD...
Person 2: Are you diagnosed for any of that?
Person 1: Yeah I looked up the symptoms on google

Person 3: Why did you draw fake cuts on your wrists
Person 1: These aren't fake
Person 3: *wipes off the eyeliner from wrists* You're a fake emo

by BroDoinItForClout September 2, 2021

Emo Hottie

A female emo who although has many of the horrible and annoying traits of a typical emo is also extreemly attractive even when dressed in stupid emo clothes.

Dude 1: I heard u were talking to Erin the other day she is a total Emo Hottie!
Dude 2: fucks yeah!

by randazz September 30, 2008

emo music

emo music = all music ever created, if you think only a certain type of music is emotional you are a dolt.

Ignoramus:"dude, why do you listen to that emo music shit?"

Me:"Do you realize that all music is emotional in one way or another?"

Ignoramus:"Nuh-uh"

Me:"Saying that only certain types of music have emotion in them is like saying that only certain types of human beings breathe."

Ignoramus:"Wow, yea I guess I am pretty fucking stupid."

by PatrickR February 16, 2009

emo ovaries

emo ovaries are something like the montly problems girls have.

if you play the emogame, probably part to, it will be explaned to you in a simpler way.

emo boys are born with ovaries.
if they make an album the ovaries will make sure theyre second will suck, so the emo boys have even more reason to feel sad.
Jimmy eat world had theyre ovaries removed, thats probably why they started to suck.

to all of you emo guys never remove your ovaries, its not good for your healt, you will never look as good as you used to. and you will turn into a chav.

i warn you.

and if it hurts, take paracetamol or have sex, it helps.

i wish i was a boy with emo ovaries.

you know this is a bullshit story, but its fun isnt it?

by Kayls September 30, 2005

emo glasses

thick black rimmed glasses that marose emo kids tend to wear. Mine rock my world.

That emo kid is wearing emo glasses.

by emoem April 3, 2004

emo pie

the best thing about it is it cuts itself!

i'm going to eat some of that emo pie.

by tia s December 11, 2006

Emo Time

When you start describing every useless noun...
When you dress like an "outsider"...
When your make-up becomes a daily ritual, and you're a guy...

It's Emo Time! (Dooo-Do-Do-Do)

"We must hang up in the belfry where the bats in moonlight laugh" (It's emo time)

by MoaM - With Credits to Jacob November 19, 2005