Momma Douche

your mother, my mother, any woman who is a mother and being a douche or having a douchey attitude.

they always say ur name like; " AaaannnnNNNNnnnAAAAAA"

"yo momma douche wont watch the baby tonight so i cant go out."

by AnnA Ne November 2, 2010

Douche Bagelow

when a bro screws you over for something stupid

(Bro 1)-Dave pussed out on bowling last night to go to the britney spears concert
(Bro 2)-what a Douche Bagelow!

by coolrockindaddy May 18, 2009

douche cake

A more intense form of douche bag; imagine someone filling a cake pan with douche and then baking it, truly disgusting.

Only a douche cake would cheat with the best friend!

by Rachel McPaisley October 17, 2008

douche bag

Of, or acting as a tool. Someone who is always acting very immature.

Chris C from Michigan is a douche bag.

by JeremyJ December 23, 2007

Trifecta of Douche

One of the ultimate insults. A combination of Douche bag, douche nozzle, and douche liquid. (can also be used as simply 'the trifecta') Usually only refers to one individual, making him the biggest douche of everyone around.

1) "Hey do you know Steve?"
"Yeah man he is the Trifecta of Douche!"

2) "Is Jay coming to the party?"
"Naw dude, when hes at parties, he's the Trifecta"

by aSavageFerrett June 22, 2009

fa douche

fucking douche

Dude you cut me off, Fa douche !!

by Richie Pimental February 11, 2009

insta-douche

when you're one person and then your significant other arrives and your evil side comes out to impress them.

Man, he was so cool until bitch showed up and he became an insta-douche, just so he could get some.

by missspiffy September 13, 2011