Birthday Dick

When it's your birthday and a man congratulates you with his penis.

"Hi John, did you have a nice birthday this weekend?"

"Yeah, Tommy came and gave me birthday dick."

by Dicktionary Uber Legend January 12, 2022

dicking the salsa

In colloquial speech, the phrase "dicking the salsa" would be used in reference to an event, object, or person that kills the mood, or "harshes the buzz" of one or more people.

Greg: Did you see that video of that bus of puppies falling into a lake?

Sam: Dude, stuff like that is really dicking the salsa.

by boolat June 10, 2018

Dick Cheney

made money off the Iraq War

Dick Cheney made money off the Iraq War

by mybootyhadulike March 31, 2015

teddy dick

When ever the pubic hair is so long it is covering the penis.

Jake had a teddy dick but as soon as he realized, he shaved.

by collmen188 February 18, 2015

Sizzle dick

Small shriveled dick that looks like half a breakfast sausage

That sizzle dick is so gross

by Bungalo8889 June 8, 2018

Sped-Dick

Izac proctor

When I grow up I don’t want to be a sped-dick aka Izac proctor

by Captain-Dick November 6, 2020

Dick Move

A move that can only be preformed my a fucking DICKHEAD

oh where is Cooper?! HE LEFT ME AND MY FRIEND ohh fucking dick move Cooper, you bitch

by Random Words Blah Blah August 3, 2020