When you rub your pubic hair against a surface, whether accidental or purposeful, and it causes a burning sensation.
Person 1: "I slid across the AstroTurf today and my shorts fell down, gave myself a Pubic Carpet Burn."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."
by Irashmun September 24, 2018
Get the Pubic Carpet Burn mug.It means you smell like a rotten and charred grilled babst. Scares away all people. Considered to be direct descendants of Robert babst
You look like a fat burns
by Salpnuts6969 January 28, 2019
Get the Burns mug.Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.
Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"
Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"
Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"
Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"
Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"
by Hym Iam May 27, 2024
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Get the Carpet burn mug.Hym "Because they say that LA IS burning to the ground! That's so weird! A Meatball Ron is smirking about the right way to do things while he and his fat-slut wife are stealing money from charities. There is only one solution to the problem they are trying to create here. And their kids I'll make the same choice they did every time the get the opportunity."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
Get the Burning to the ground mug.When a person jerks themselves, or someone else, off after having eaten something spicy with their hands - typically hot wings - resulting in a burning sensation on, in, and around the genitals.
Origin: "burning" from the sensation and "yankee" from the action to yank, as in yanking someone off.
Origin: "burning" from the sensation and "yankee" from the action to yank, as in yanking someone off.
Yo, why's Tom been in the bathroom so long?
Well, considering the ghost pepper wings we had earlier, those leggings our waitress was wearing, and the fact that he just texted me to bring him some ice, I'll wager he gave himself a burning yankee.
Well, considering the ghost pepper wings we had earlier, those leggings our waitress was wearing, and the fact that he just texted me to bring him some ice, I'll wager he gave himself a burning yankee.
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