Beef

A large round person with particullarly bad handjob skills

That Chloe girl is a proper beef!

by Beef king April 19, 2018

Beef jerky

Another way of explaining masterbaution

I’m going to jerk my beef, I’m gonna make some beef jerky

by Mr Ben Dover April 14, 2019

Jumping for the beef

Refers to making high risk but high reward decisions.
Comes from Evbo’s Minecraft YT series “Parkour Civilization” where noobs in the civilization are forced to choose between making an easy jump for raw chicken or a more difficult jump for raw beef (which fills your hunger bar more) instead.

“Why is he jumping for the beef?”
- Parkour noob while watching another parkour noob fall into the void after missing the beef jump.

by A person125 November 30, 2024

Beefing Buns

It means to do “you know what” what to another persons rear.

Why you always beefing buns on Saturday

by Founder of beefing buns term June 10, 2024

beef pod

a harem of hefty dudes; typically consisting of 11+ dudes

"Crap my garage door is broken, better call for help from my beef pod."

by Zoomer81 June 28, 2017

Kentucky Beef Stick

When the male shits in a condom freezes it into a long shape and starts penetrating the female with the long beef stick in her Juice Wallet

We decided to slip a Kentucky Beef Stick

by Jacob The Ripper May 27, 2021

Beef

A beef is a delightful creature with a tendency to be a complete and utter bitch. A Beef has her mother well trained and has an army of younger siblings known as "The Beeflings". Whilst being popular in social groups, you must be aware of the beef at all times as she has also been known to be a slithery, sly, wee snake, do not trust her with your deepest darkest secrets.

Me: What's that big crowd for?
You : Oh, thats Beef and all her siblings.
Beef: I don't look like a sloth!
Me: She's right.

by St3v Doogn @ Bn$ Akad February 16, 2017