ass-rider

One who uses hatred, shit-talking or even lying as a quick way to gain success, and notoriety from others.

-"Even though she got a lot of friends, I wouldn't even try to talk to her if I were you."

-"Why wouldn't you talk to her?"
-"Because she's an ass-rider!"
-"Oh! So that's why a lot of people don't like her!"

by Mr.Unconcious July 3, 2011

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Pompous ass

Dennis

Dennis is a pompous ass

by Bottom beach August 1, 2021

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ass doilies

Plain and simple: those flushable paper toilet seat covers!

Hey Marge! Can you get an old T-shirt out of the van please? They're out of ass doilies in here!

by Telephony July 22, 2019

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Ass Protector

When someone is always standing behind a girl with a nice ass. It could be a friend, boyfriend, parent, teacher, exc.

Krista has a nice ass but Justin has become her ass protector.

by pfi September 10, 2016

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can't be assed

When you can't be bothered to do something.

Acronym: cba

I can't be assed to do the homework.

Another example:

I couldn't be assed to do the homework.

by igorpleaseshutup November 8, 2020

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done-ass

A done-ass is when a guy that you are currently dating is acting in a way that you no longer want to be seeing him.

A sassy way of saying you are done with that dumbass.

Ema: My boyfriend won't go down on me.
Amy: Oh he's such a done-ass!

by Ema&Amy November 29, 2012

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