Jacob

Jacob is deeply sarcastic and the biggest flirt you know. he’s not as annoying as other cis-het white men though. i guess he’s alright.

Jacob is fine.

by xtine93 November 23, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is a boy that every one wants to fuck

Jacob I wanna fuck you

by mother fucking dickhead June 7, 2017

Jacob

A man with a massive ass, Jewish penis. He has lots of money to pay to smash but all the ladies pay him back plus more for his penis. He likes anime and hentai but nobody cares and watches it with him.

Girl: I want to fuck Jacob so bad
Girl 2: I heard his dick is massive!
Girl: I hope it doesn't break me!

by Jakdib April 20, 2018

Jacober

A "Godly" name. just kidding its shit asf anyways Jaemonder >>>>> Jacober frfr ong bru

Hey I just realised, Jaemonder sounds better than Jacober

Yo really?

Frfr

by YankeeWithBrim March 13, 2023

Jacob A. K

A general cunt

dude: Hey man
Guy: Fuck off
dude: Damn, why are you such a jacob a. k

by TheLegend1618 June 5, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is an all round great guy and has all the friends and all the hottest girls

Jacob is the bro

by max is gayboy November 24, 2019

Jacob

Its me, none of you can have the Jacob now!

Little brother: Mom said it’s my time to use the Jacob.

Me: awww man!

by MrBitchiloid July 31, 2019