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jacob is a terrible human and should die.
by Fap lord 42069 March 7, 2020
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Jacob

Jacob is a cute and sexy man. He has a 12 incher and can fuck u hard i mean hard!!
Jacob is sexy
by UrbanDictionary._com November 29, 2018
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jacob is A boy that's funny and has a nice personality , dose not like to be lied too , but also lies to others and always makes up excuses , on why he never has anything, and is single because he never looks for a girl.
hey "jacob"
by shhhhdontmakeasound October 23, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is a kind, fun, loving person who you can trust with anything and everything... He's smart and always makes you smile... hes misjudged and is never prejudice. Those who know him know he's an amazing friend who you can talk to and confide in... Jacob is someone who you love hanging out with. He makes you feel loved and good about yourself... he would rather take a bullet himself than let someone he loves die...jacobs are awesome go find yourself a Jacob!!!!
by Crazy🙃 June 13, 2018
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Jacob Wilfong

A guy who sucks at everything, and is about to have an ugly girlfriend named Lina. Steer clear of Jacob Wilfong.
Wow, that kids a real Jacob Wilfong, better avoid him.
by Lipid January 7, 2022
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Jacob

A Jacob is typically a rude, awful person. They usually can’t keep relationships because they love to party and Live for attention from all women except their own. Jacobs usually smoke a lot of weed can can’t stay erect because they always circle jerk to heavy metal music in their free time.
Guy one: yo is Jacob throwing that giant circle jerk party?

Guy 2: yeah bro, we’re all getting super chopped so it’s not gay

Guy one: it’s still gay bro..

Guy 2: ... nah bro, chill out and wack off.
by -ali$420&- July 2, 2019
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Jacob Sartorius

by Fhjddjjd April 28, 2019
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