Jacob is the kind of guy that has gross shaggy hair that he refuses to clean. He usually wears virginity rocks shirts and jokes about dicks. He is offensive to woman too :D he is extremely stupid and will probably grow up to be the creepy gym teacher. Be careful around Jacobs, they might start a rumor that you have slept with multiple guys.
Person 1 : Omg look it’s Jacob! Avert your eyes.
Person 2 : Oh god he is coming!
Jacob: Sup turds. You all look like complete fags today. I’m gonna go vape till smoke comes out of my ears.
Person 2 : that’s not how that works...
Jacob: shut up dweeb. You’re a boomer.
Person 2 : Oh god he is coming!
Jacob: Sup turds. You all look like complete fags today. I’m gonna go vape till smoke comes out of my ears.
Person 2 : that’s not how that works...
Jacob: shut up dweeb. You’re a boomer.
by AppleSausumPossum October 17, 2019
Get the Jacob mug.If you're called Jacob you're usually a "cool kid". You are either short and roadman or average. There is little to no in-between.
by Thine holy spirit that is kakt May 3, 2021
Get the Jacob mug.Name of a true slag will shag your husband and leave you with aids not to be messed with secretly a transgender called Chantelle
by Doobie6 November 18, 2019
Get the Jacob Doobie mug.A person that is the worst dude in the world that goes by the name KronicRL in fortnite and smells like my goats toe cheese after a saturday Goat Shit Stomping rally.
by Mrfunnyguy10 October 3, 2020
Get the Jacob mug.Jacob is the world best fuckboy in porn history. Whatever you see Jacob, he will go full homo and gives you a blowjob, earjob, nipple job, belly button job and nose job.
Come here jacob
by Wingling January 21, 2019
Get the Jacob mug.Jacob is that type of person everybody thinks is hot but then his voice is like he is on heailum and most the time they have ocd
by Lazerdud3 March 18, 2019
Get the Jacob mug.by ligmaballs42069 April 18, 2020
Get the jacob mug.