flying ladder

When a man with a Jacob’s ladder piercing stands on a bed and another person assumes the position of face down ass up on the floor, the man jumps off the bed and flys into the other person.

Hey Jamie I tried the Flying Ladder last night, I almost broke my dick but it was totally worth it.

by Rumpleforeskim September 28, 2022

Flying-Horse Jockey’s Fan Club

People who believe that a man who allegedly flew to Jerusalem on a winged horse is the final prophet of God.

I saw a lot of lefties at the ceasefire now demonstration…..oh and the Flying-Horse Jockey’s Fan Club.

by The Thegn of Tottington February 5, 2024

Flying Monkeys

Named after the minions of the Wicked Witch of the West, in the Wizard of OZ. These are people who have no minds of their own and will do the bidding of a witch (with a B) that controls them. They will fly out of nowhere and attack you, because they unquestioningly believe what she/he told them.

Are you innocent? Doesn’t matter.
::witch cackling:: “Fly, my pretties! Fly!”

“Great, :: name:: is jealous of me. Now she’s sent her flying monkeys to spread gossip and get me fired”!

by Lord Tracey April 6, 2023

Bog fly

Those tiny flys you see in the summer that are normally found around the bog or hovering around fruit bowls.

Have you seen all those bog flys in there!

Man, the toilet is full of bog flys!

by A.S.8 April 13, 2017

Fly

If someone is 'fly' they are 'sly' or 'untrue' they are also someone who is a 'dirty fighter' the kind that will follow you to the toilet, then as you urinate they will attack you from behind, most of the time using their head to strike you. When using the term 'fly' to describe someone with this nature, the word fly in normally followed by the 'C' word that rhymes with front

You wanna watch that guy, he's a real 'fly c .nt'

by Mercedian June 29, 2020

the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse

Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.

Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."

Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."

by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024

jar fly

the type of girl that will scrape a jar after the mix is cooked off ; the smell of the ether is what attracts them. Typically located in Hillsboro Ohio

when I am out shaking a bottle there is always jar fly's swarming about

by Kingspade93 June 30, 2022