Swamp Donkey

Noun. An extremely unattractive person.

"I met my new housemate today. He's a total swamp donkey".

by Simox August 5, 2011

donkey kick

So you're 69ing a chick and you're about to cum so you kick the back of her head with your feet and hold her head down while you cum

So I was 69ing Karen last night and I have that bitch a donkey kick.

by Bigbuckels77 June 17, 2018

Succulent Donkey

When you don't have a comeback you use "succulent donkey"

Person 1: You're a gay piece of fucking shit.

You : You're uh..... A succulent donkey

by chortles? June 7, 2018

Donkey

No... No, you're worse than an animal. You're worse.

Hym "No. Donkey is being generous. Because a DONKEY is actually useful to someone other than a woman. A donkey I wouldn't have to pretend is people. And the small dick derision is allowed. You're perfectly fine with it. You have nerd once in your life heard small dick bigotry and had anything to say about it. You're perfectly fine with the dehumanization of incels. But when it's YOU beginning dehumanized it's a problem. When it's that fucking cripple it's a problem. A whore doing something that would would destroy my life? Not a problem. You've never imposed schizophrenia ON anyone who's done it. You never mocked them. You've never in your life even HEARD anyone mock a fat cock. So no. Donkeys are majestic animals. I don't even know what to call you."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2023

donkey konkey

Its just Donkey Kong
But a lot sexier

i looked at some donkey konkey porn yesterday

have u seen that new donkey konkey video yet.

by mals karpertje November 23, 2017

Swamp Donkey

Is when a pitcher throws a pitch and gets absolutely crushed.

Pitcher: “Gonna go for slider inside” <<Pitched>>- <<WHACK>>

Announcer: “ Oh My! He hung that slider and ended up being a Swamp Donkey!”

by SwampDonkey_1013 May 24, 2022

Donkey

A tightly rolled joint, Taken down to the roach in one sitting.

Is it time for a Donkey?

I'm in for a donkey.

by ItsBurta March 17, 2023