Glenn Hat Trick

An ice hockey player can achieve a Glenn Hat Trick if he/she records all of the following in a single game:
1) An unforced defensive zone give-away
2) An un-facilitated fall
3) An unforced missed goal on an open net

All you need to do is miss an empty net and you've got a Glenn Hat Trick!

by Reston Hawks September 13, 2011

Cincinnati top hat

During intercourse one person shits on the other person's head, Hence "Top Hat"

I was banging this chick last weekend, she told me to try something new so I gave her a Cincinnati Top Hat! She never saw it coming.

by Irishsunglasses May 31, 2024

Hat Racking

When you use your hat to cover a boner, giving the appearance of a hat rack when your boner grows with the hat on it.

Hat racking saved Jerry from revealing he actually did have a thing for latex.

by Peen Peener October 10, 2015

Hat

Large apartment for your head

Jordan’s head likes to be in his coonass hat.

by Candiman69 October 24, 2022

Ass hat day

Your a dick if your reading this.

Hey fucker, it's ass hat day.

by Heyyyyugly November 19, 2020

toilet hat-trick

Sitting on the toilet and get in 3 different things, like dumping sperm in the toilet, urinating over it and shit on it. Or a menstrual loaf, urinating over it and shit on it.

I accomplished a toilet hat-trick this morning, after dumping some sperm in the toilet I pissed over it and shat on it!

by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017

drug hat

The drug hat is a very stylish hat that has a inconspicuous pocket located on the inside, for drugs from the ops

Friend one: hey bro have you seen my drug hat?
Friend two: is it that hella fresh one with th drugs in it?
Friend one: yeah thats it

by uSbdmsnd March 11, 2021