baby bird feeding time

The position where a person is kneeling in front of a standing man while giving head, and withdraws away from the penis with their mouth open and tongue out waiting for the ejaculation..

Man! Your girlfriend looked so cute in the baby bird feeding time last night!

by Dougtwin September 20, 2017

Ohio County Bird Bath

A sexual act where a female lays on her back with her mouth open. The male in the situation then pours Mountain Dew in the females mouth and places his testicles in said females mouth.

Man1: how did it go with that chick from Switzerland county the other night? Ya smash bud?!
Man2: Mannnn, she was dumb as shit but let me pull a Ohio County Bird Bath!!!

by Bigdaddyfatsack420 March 26, 2019

a little bird told me

"I have it on good authority"

A little bird told me you've got a bit on the side in Spain.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

what are the birds doing

The slang used to desribe what is left on a bare chest after a man has ejaculated his man juice on to it.

I gave this girl a wicked pearl necklace last night with my hot steamy load.

by Xopher October 30, 2003

Mama bird

A scraggly young chap who fiddles about with his guitar

David is such a mama bird.

by Festus March 24, 2007

two birds one stone

a girl sucks two guys dicks at once

Nick: how was it?

Chris: she has a big mouth she "two birds one stoned" me and my friend.

by the itty bitty tittie comity September 29, 2011

Two stones to kill a bird

The opposite of killing two birds with one stone. When it takes you multiple tries or actions to complete a single objective.

I Had Two Vacuum The Stairs So I Tried doing It The Fast Way But I ended Up Having To Do It Again Because I Missed A Few Spots, It Took Me Two Stones To Kill A Bird.

by LightBrightMeTight April 7, 2011