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The French

An insult to God.
Person 1: I hate the French.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I gave a bottle of water to a French person and he called me a grassy ass.
Person 2: ...Can you repeat that but slowly?
by Moronoki.com March 15, 2025
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French Bulldog

This Term would referred as Stupid, Loudly, Jerk, Meany and Stupid yet Likely Googly Eyes might have Buckteeth for Goofiness.
I don't know where it's French Bulldog arrived out there!
by Kostya The Wordmaker March 18, 2025
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French Cannon

idiomatic noun | informal English

: An eponymic metonymy for explosive diarrhea.
“Sorry I’m late, had to deal with a French Cannon”

“Please, no whipped cream. That will give me a real French Cannon.”

“Brittany had an absolute French Cannon in there.”

“I can’t play Minecraft; the French Cannon is loaded.”
by jack.soncalo March 23, 2025
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french shot dog

a shot of wine taken with a french hot dog bun
"After a long day , José took a french shot dog, and said, 'I don’t know about the French, but this wine and pan de perro are muy bueno!'"
by anonymous March 24, 2025
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little French key

He tried to get in but couldn't find the little French key.
by ivaninthesnow November 23, 2021
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french miss

A phrase you use when anything french related fails (i.e. France.) A play on 'french kiss'.
French Person: *dies*
Normal Person: that's a french miss
by nicealtthereretard May 23, 2023
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