shake hands with Wally

to urinate

Yo bro, keep your eye on my shit, I gotta go shake hands with Wally.

by OriginalDoanBrother May 17, 2011

christian hand holding

The act of 2 people telling all their friends they only hold hands like the good Christians they proclaim to be while it's obvious they are giving in to their carnal desires.

We only do Christian hand holding

by RacerBas January 6, 2019

second-hand deuce

When you have to sit and shit on a still-warm toilet seat just used by another man's hairy ass.

I hated to do it, but I had to shit so bad, I had to experience a second-hand deuce! Adn there was still a hair on the seat!

by thamongrel May 11, 2008

One Hand Technique

The method used to unclasp, unhook, or otherwise remove a bra with strictly one hand. It's thought that being able to do such an action will largely impress a female cohort and convey that you are smooth and suave

"I couldn't remove my girlfriend's bra with one hand, what do you do?"
"My one hand technique essentially requires me to snap with the clasp between my finger and thumb."

by Doc Roe July 16, 2008

Dick In My Hand

A phrase used to express an individual's lack of resources, opportunities, prospects, options, etc.

My job pays well, but after paying child support, bills, and my mortgage, I'm left with my dick in my hand.

by BgKen May 7, 2011

Right Hand Man

The best character in The Henry Stickmin Collection, He is Reginald Copperbottoms right hand. Nobody knows his true name. He is a very loyal and strict person, who can think quickly and really put up a fight. He is the strongest, bravest and 2nd most important character in the Toppat Clan. In most Completing the Mission routes, he is reborn with a cybernetic eye with a laser that melts anything it touches, 2 metal legs that can turn into a thruster, and a strong, metal arm that can turn into a giant blade. Right hand man, also known as simply RHM, is simply awesome.

Guy: Whats your favorite THSC character?
Guy 2: Right hand man.

by rhmfan July 3, 2021

edward fourloko hands

The act of duck taping a four loko onto each of someone's hands. Anyone who does this loses complete use of their hands until they finish both four lokos.

Daniel threw up for five hours after playing edward fourloko hands on his birthday.

by we read books and shit December 14, 2010