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Jammy Fuck

1) Someone managing a feat of extreme fluke or percieved skill; such as winning a poker hand on the last card turned, bouncing a pool ball three times around the table, before deflecting it off the white into a pocket.

2) A sweet and tastey act of copulation involving fruit conserve, jam, or jelly being used as a lubricant, before the couple engage in a 69.
"You Jammy Fuck, how the hell did you make that shot?!"

"How do you fancy coming to mine for a jammy fuck tonight"
by Dr Insanity February 26, 2009
mugGet the Jammy Fuckmug.

Fuck It Friday

Fuck it Friday - who gives a fuck , its Friday, do what you want

Hey you want to get fucked up and smoke some weed?

-Yeah , fuck it, its Friday!
by smittyness 89 February 19, 2015
mugGet the Fuck It Fridaymug.

A-fucking-mazing

My boyfriend is a-fucking-mazing. <3
by Riri/Kat/Fox January 20, 2009
mugGet the A-fucking-mazingmug.

really fucked

i got drunk after work and I feel really fucked!
by ColdRod69 September 24, 2016
mugGet the really fuckedmug.

Fort Fucking

The act of creating a fort, and then having sexual intercourse inside.
"Hey Kelsey! Let's build a fort, and then fuck in it!", "That Kelsey chick took a good fort fucking!"
by FortFucker March 29, 2012
mugGet the Fort Fuckingmug.

Cake Fucking

Fucking a cake

I.e. Trip (Dmmd)
Virus: Trip... You can't fuck a cake
Trip: Not with that attitude ;-)

Thus, Trip was proven guilty of cake fucking
by PhoenixFire360 November 1, 2014
mugGet the Cake Fuckingmug.

frazzle fuck

An elite sexual experience between two beautiful people, requiring an immediate cigarette. Typical symptoms include: pelvic and/or full body tremors, dizziness, dry mouth, and a general state of euphoric confusion. In rare cases, individual is temporarily mentally and physically paralyzed, resulting in sentence formation deformities. Symptoms usually subside within 20-30 mins, at which time, round two of the wondrous frazzle fuck may commence if both women are awake and not passed out from a euphoric over dose.
"Oh shit, just got frazzle fucked."

"I keep an ashtray and water bottle on my night stand in case I get frazzle fucked.
by GI Jane Doe September 13, 2013
mugGet the frazzle fuckmug.

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