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musical ride

When performing sex on a woman, (usually reverse cowgirl) and she starts to sing out loud to cover out the sounds, this usually happens when she is supposed to be in her house alone, but instead she's having sex with her boyfriend and she covers it up with singing since the neighbours are nosy and music would cause suspicions.

This is also considered a great way to mask masturbation.
Sentence:
I had to make a musical ride out of my masturbation since my parents where watching TV in the living room.

Conversation:

Carl: So, how was your date with AJ last night?

Marcos: It was great, we started making out, then one thing lead to another and we started having sex! She was great and all but she had to do a musical ride since Mac, her big brother was in the neighbours house and playing music would have gave it away...
by sad reality November 13, 2015
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Alaskan bike ride

The act of grabbing a traditional phone handle and putting it in another's rear end and letting hot sauce seep from listening end to receiving end into person's rectum
"How'd it go last night with Kevin?"
"It got so hot and heavy he even gave me an Alaskan bike ride!"
"Awww that's so sweet!"
by McFzynps November 15, 2015
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riding the rapids

When a woman ejaculates while you're fucking her in the pussy, you neither pull out nor let her squirm away but ram your cock in deeper to make her squirt harder.
"I hit it so good that I was riding the rapids after only five minutes of beating up them guts."
by xurdy999 December 2, 2015
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Winona Ride

Jean: I'm so stressed about the test.

Billy Korn: Bro you should just Winona ride it out...
by oreolopez July 5, 2019
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dark ride

A ride that is in a show building.
"There are lots of dark rides by disney"
by Hatbox ghost November 12, 2019
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little red riding hood

An uncircumcised man boning a small red ginger.
“Did you see that little red riding hood video?”
“no man, what the hell is that?”
“it’s where the guy with the hood gets his shit rocked by a lil red haired baddie”
by Fingerlickingoodgirl November 14, 2019
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Slide and ride

You can’t understand the ride but the slide will soon open up to you. It’s important to slide while you ride but not ride the slide as you glide.
Imagine telling Z.F. about Slide and Ride?
Me either.
by Jennatalls123 November 30, 2019
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