Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.

Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.

by Albino Whino July 10, 2018

Retard

Jmoe when he uses a computer

Wow retard

by mrjumppy August 5, 2025

Retard

Oren and bombz are the literal definition of retarded.

hey is that OREN and BOMBZ?
yeah, it is. they are both retarded.

by chikachikachikachikachikachika November 28, 2022

HOLY RETARD

a term used by people who sometimes ride the short bus.

Holy retard that is retarded

by HOLY RETARD August 19, 2019

Retard amanDa

A girl 15 - 17 that sometimes has tiny boobies, and is in remedial classes. She lied on the retard test to get easier classes. She doesn’t like bbc, and only likes white pp.

big foot - “amanda look at this boy”
Retard amanDa - “oh! is he white??”

big foot - “no? stupid retard”
Retard amanDa - “oh then i don’t want to see him hehe” *talks to malnourished white man with mommy issues*

by yugen🔪 November 20, 2019

Retarded

Who’s ever reading this.

Retarded

by Kr is October 26, 2019

Rough riding rectal retard

Repeated dorkiness in one.

Jeff was being a rough riding rectal retard yesterday

by MYsTeRious7wiErDneSS May 27, 2022