Pyrex Dirt Pie  

The result of defecating into a glass pie plate for sexual enjoyment. The non-excreting partner positions herself/himself underneath the plate for visual stimulation.

Jane's particular kink was to introduce the pyrex dirt pie to her adventurous partners.

Pyrex Dirt Pie by Loudthing April 16, 2009

yellow cream pie 

is when u r fucking a female golden retriever in the ass.

damn i had alot of yellow cream pie last night.

i raped that yellow bastard.

i recked that yellow cream pie.

yellow cream pie by flaming rooster October 13, 2011

Thigh Pie 

A delicious dish consisting of a tender pastry and filling (as of fruit or meat). Often enjoyed in accompanyment of a hearty serving of pork sword on the side.

"What that you say? You'd like me to bring you a delicious serving of thigh pie to go with that gigantic pork sword side dish? Are your sure your appetite is large enough for such a robust meal?"

Thigh Pie by fatbrain June 9, 2003

Pecan Pie 

Verb
Performing a "chili dog" on one's partner, and releasing into the "chili" thus creating a brown, glazed substance.
Step 1: Cleveland Steamer
Step 2: Change Cleveland Steamer to Chili Dog
Step 3: Work until release
Step 4: Release into the chili of the Chili Dog
Step 5: Take a step back and admire

Chest + Feces = Cleveland Steamer
Cleveland Steamer + Penis = Chili Dog
Chili Dog + Male Ejaculate - Penis = Pecan Pie

Pecan Pie by Col. Gentleman November 28, 2010

blueberry pie 

A term used in retail stores, when employees gather together such as a huddle while theres customers needing customer service...Typically it's when employees uniform consists of a blue polo shirt.

A group of blue polo employees gather around in a huddle.
Another employee approaches and yells,
"blueberry pieeeeeee!"
everyone breaks the huddle

blueberry pie by Raptile February 7, 2008

meat pie 

when you shit on a girls ass-hole and whack your dick around

Man, i gave that chick a meat pie last night.

meat pie by Mr. Prometheus December 7, 2010

Pyrex Pie 

1. A pastry baked inside a pyrex dish, then filled with either custard or jam.

2. Life's little victories.

1. I baked a pyrex pie today in the oven.
2. Remember to enjoy life's pyrex pies.

Pyrex Pie by Mr. Morimoto January 23, 2010