Air Log

When you rip a fart in a body of water and the bubbles roll up your back.

I just ripped an air log in my friends new hot tub.

by RevieBalls September 27, 2020

Air-Force Hoes

An Air-Force Hoe is a hoe that is in the air-force.

Example: Ezra has too many Air-Force Hoes, so he can never text me back.

by DeeHealy May 05, 2020

buying air-time

Buying a meal or treats for a person in the hope of receiving sexual gratification. "Air-time" as in legs-in-the-air-time.

By paying for her lunch she thought he was generous but actually he was buying air-time.

by Big Jay August 25, 2023

Sealed Air Corp

The fuckers who invented unpoppable bubble wrap

“hey bro u know who invented the unpoppable bubble wrap”

“yeah it was those assholes at Sealed Air Corp”

“sons of bitches”

by dicktruckfuck May 24, 2021

Of Fresh Air.

what i call abscesses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 09, 2025

Air biscuit

Another name for a fart. Preferably dense cloud fart that lingers

Damn! Who dropped an air biscuit!
Hope that air biscuit didnt come with gravy.

by Paul Merr November 05, 2018

air biscuit

A form of a human fart that is unwittingly released.

Watch out guys, an air biscuit was set free in the garage.

by Keepitcochino March 11, 2016