sleaze muffin

Something a little greasy like a pastry, but sleazy like the IT guy peepin some cleavage while he uselessly double clicks your mouse.

Zak, get to fucking work you god-damned sleaze muffin.

by Amylaura September 9, 2020

Muffin Smusher

Muffin Smusher, or "Muff Smusher" for short is another word used we use your manhood, or to describe a male slut.

Jimmy took a ball right in the muffin smusher

or

Jimmy gets a ton of chicks, he is a real muffin smusher

by Donl;asDonny September 5, 2018

Nuffin Muffin

It represents the act of having nothing or 0 into a funny sounding item/phrase.

Nicholas is so poor he doesn’t even have a Nuffin Muffin.
He walked into the store and walked out with a Nuffin Muffin.

by tb_2478 August 5, 2025

Muffin

a type of muffin cake muffin ish cake muffin

ITS MUFFIN TIME!!!!!!!!!

by mynamehere;o August 12, 2021

Muffin

a pet name you can use to refer to a very sweet, lovable maple syrup boy. Typically, they love when you call them this.

Keifer totally likes when I call him muffin.

by eyebrow doggo June 17, 2018

muffins

When you beat someone up with boxing gloves on.

Stevie gave him the mf muffins!!

by anonymous April 10, 2021

Cock muffin

The fat roll before the dick.

Timmy shaved his pubic hair and saw his cock muffin.

by Irelandkatie July 25, 2020