Max is the best guy you could ever meet he is the best person you could ever find he is a extraordinary and have a great personality and has a great sense of humor and he can brighten the mood of any room although he makes mistakes time to time he still try’s his best and he wants to talk to people just doesn’t know how to approach them correctly but he is the best kind of person and stays calm and doesn’t want to get in any trouble and just wants to be friends so approach a max and become friends. So you can either hate him or love him <3 (P.S if you end up dating a max you are lucky <3)
by blanketdude1 November 21, 2021

A big dick daddy whose genitalia is so immense it needs to be rolled up at night for fear of astrification. Can pull any girl, or boy, or anything in between. Even though he’s a diabetic his athleticism is off the charts leading him to the comparison of Kobe Bryant. He’s basically the perfect human
Girl 1: yo, is that nigga a max
Girl 2: idk, why
Guy 1: because I have a strong urge to sleep with him
Max: you’re both invited if you want
Girl 2: idk, why
Guy 1: because I have a strong urge to sleep with him
Max: you’re both invited if you want
by Shmebulach June 17, 2023

Man with a relatively large afro: ‘yo where is Max?’
Boy with sick fat beard: ‘He’s sleeping because he drank too much. What a lightweight!’
The man and boy laugh too loud while slapping their thighs.
Boy with sick fat beard: ‘He’s sleeping because he drank too much. What a lightweight!’
The man and boy laugh too loud while slapping their thighs.
by The Great Harry Testes May 9, 2018

oh god I'm going hard because of max
by Looking for facts in the guy December 16, 2022

Person 1 : Aye brodie, I got a shordy comin over tonight.
Person 2 YOOOO! She Max Payne Thousand?
Person 1: Fasho brodie. You alr know how im coming
Person 2 YOOOO! She Max Payne Thousand?
Person 1: Fasho brodie. You alr know how im coming
by raawr :| June 21, 2022

by ME 2000 September 10, 2018
