Typically a girl who has no ass, pepperoni lookin nips, Lauren will steal your man with a snap of a finger,more worried about her looks and her phone then having a good time. Don’t even get me started about her 5$ makeup that she cakes on her face. Nice mascara daddy long legs. She steals her best friends mans. And will make out with anyone within a 5 ft radius. Having Lauren as a friend will ruin your life.
by Phaser chaser July 1, 2019
Get the Lauren Mariemug. by spooky8128 March 21, 2023
Get the Marimug. by Jalwaysawake January 3, 2022
Get the Mary Suemug. Mary is a very pretty and smart girl. She's usually very tall but her height is amazing. Everyone wants to be her and the boys are all in love with her. She is polite but will kill you if you do something wrong. But either way she loves all her friends and would do anything for them
Person 1: Who is that she's really tall and pretty
Person 2: Oh thats just Mary D
Person 3: I wish I wear Mary D
Person 1 and 2: Saammmeee
Person 2: Oh thats just Mary D
Person 3: I wish I wear Mary D
Person 1 and 2: Saammmeee
by heyyyyyyyboo February 1, 2021
Get the Mary Dmug. 1. An STI spin on the infamous historical figure Typhoid Mary. Also a spin on the more modern "Covid Mary."
2. An asymptomatic carrier of Chlamydia, who unwittingly and merrily spreads the virus to all those they have come in contact with.
3. The label “Chlamydia Mary” also takes on additional meaning in the LGBTQ community, by utilizing the gay 'camp' term “Mary” to an even more embodied extent. Applying it to those promiscuous individuals not heading social distancing via their sexual activities.
2. An asymptomatic carrier of Chlamydia, who unwittingly and merrily spreads the virus to all those they have come in contact with.
3. The label “Chlamydia Mary” also takes on additional meaning in the LGBTQ community, by utilizing the gay 'camp' term “Mary” to an even more embodied extent. Applying it to those promiscuous individuals not heading social distancing via their sexual activities.
Chlamydia Mary has been out whoring around and now all her boyfriends are infected too. And Girl... they are NOT happy!! I mean....
by MickeyLACA April 21, 2022
Get the Chlamydia Marymug. The closest thing to a human Koala Bear as you can get. She kinda looks like a kitty and she's sexy as Brittney Spears making out with Madonna
by Andiana Jones October 24, 2011
Get the Marie Buckleymug. Mary Elliot is super quirky and has a lot of spirit! She is crazy, but is the one to go to with a problem. Once you have her in your life, she will never be gone. Mary Elliot is always loyal and loving. Though she is crazy, she will love you forever!
by masondixon_line03 April 19, 2022
Get the Mary Elliotmug.