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If I Was Drinking Milk

Derives from when a person is drinking milk and someone says something so funny the person consuming the milk cannot help but laugh whilst drinking. The cause of this is milk to go flying everywhere.

Normally expressed on online chats when some one quotes a horrificly funny and well timed joke. Such as Typing Leroy Jenkins Whilst charging your whole army at your opponent in a total war game (TW).
Person A tell's a hysterical joke.

Person B: If I was Drinking Milk right now....
by Papa C 617 October 6, 2011
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baby milk mustache

When you bust a nut along her top lip and it runs down the sides
She was begging for that baby milk mustache so I was obligated to forfill her wishes
by Fallenlegion_07 July 7, 2015
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Box milk material

by Pyro100 August 10, 2021
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whole milk girl

A girl who is a little larger than the rest. One who regularly has a burger with cheese super sized, a large drink and would never miss a chance for dessert. she knows she is big and is happy with that, knows that some guys like a larger women.
bro have you seen Mikes new girlfriend? yep she is a whole milk girl.
by Tesla2016 March 17, 2019
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The Land of Milk and Cookies

When you ejaculate into a girl's ass while she spontaneously shits out her crap and all the semen you shot into her.
Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf!

Jerry: And how did that turn out

Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house
by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020
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taking babies milk

easy - smack the baby and grab the boob
Processing invoices is like taking babies milk.

your mom is like taking babies milk
by carlton vadermeer November 16, 2016
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Milking the cash cow

Abusing the generous welfare state in Canada or the United States of America for your own personal gain.
If you have a business outside north America and you still live on welfare here in north America, you have a morality problem. Stop milking the cash cow.
by Sexydimma August 29, 2023
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